asuka-sorynotsoryu:

i stg for every “shemale-_____” blog i block 3 more manifest and reblog my selfies like

no

stop

and what do you have against shemale people?

aquavine:

mauraders-trap:

takeflightlittlebird:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a…

suirano:

tomfuckinmison:

spookyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

someone help this poor man

Why is this so depressing and funny at the same time?

XD so sad

Merry Chrysalismas everypony~

Merry Chrysalismas everypony~

asknsfwcobaltsnow:

All ships ever are canon because they’re just changelings roleplaying.

Shit! He found out! How could you let your Queen down like this my changelings? I gave you strict orders not to let yourselves get found out! You will each be punished by Trixie. Need I remind you what happened to Twilight clone #27 when she disobeyed me? 

SO FUCKING PERFECT, OH MY FUCKING GOD, I never thought they would release a champ that has the EXACT same personality as my deepest inner cut loose no inhibitions self!

thehorsesays:

Here’s the version with no speech bubble. Some folks don’t like those.

thehorsesays:

Here’s the version with no speech bubble. Some folks don’t like those.

Dan Bull - Kicky Kicky Flow (by YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon)

HONEYDEWYEAYEA (by BlueXephos)

Queen Chrysalis! I've made an amazing discovery! I believe I've foumd the answer to why there are other you's running around all claiming to be the same being. Sadly, I am that reson. I MAY have opened up a dimensional rift and allowed some things to pass through by accident. Anywho, They all come from versions of this world that are somewhat different. They can be small, like a dimension where a fork has six tines, to huge things like not losing at Canterlot.

I see, honostly being orbital friendship cannoned out of a window from Canterlot all the way past the Everfree Forest has given me a new perspective on life, not to just “take” love from people, but instead, to offer things to people, that they can not normally have, like perhaps some time with a certain special somepony. That is what my brothel is for. I have also made up with everyone in Canterlot, including Celestia. Infact, my brother is located IN Canterlot. Just go down the street from Photo Finish’s publishing studio and pass through the alleyway on the right Until you exit into a lot with a single large building in it, that is my brothel, you should be able to tell by the sign that says “Change of heart.” For that is the name of my brothel.

So what are your changelings doing to get the love then need now?
Anonymous

Perhaps you have not heard of my changeling brothel? Your desires with any pony come true in exchange for some bits, but the interaction, someone’s love for who the changeling is turned into, will be given to my changelings during the interaction, and thus being able to sustain my hive.

can you change your hooves into weapons like swords or clubs?

I am pretty sure I could, but I do not battle with such savagery as that would entail.

Have you ever met Venom?
Anonymous

Who is this Venom? The only Venom I know is the energy drink.

slutty-fetus:

nawdah:

I’m crying omfg

its back oh lord

Oh my good lord im crying tears of laughter.

BEST RAGE EVER!! - Happy Wheels (by TobyGames)